Cinema Dump Rating System

Five Turds

The absolute worst that a movie can offer you.
The worst of the worst and bottom of the

filmmaking barrel. Avoid at all costs.

Four Turds

Not the absolute worst, but close. There

might be a few redeeming qualities that

make you able to watch without vomiting,

but not many.

Three Turds

About average. Not the best, but

certainly not the worst. About the

middle of the road.

Two Turds

Above average filmmaking. Something
about this movie stands out and is actually
very enjoyable. A definate recommend.

One Turd

The best you can get. The pinnacle of
filmmaking and a nearly perfect film.
There is very little to complain about and
this film is considered to be golden.